Yan Wangshu died of cancer and transmigrated into a book, becoming the most miserable childbearing tool in the Prince of Heng’s household.
System mission: Win over the icy prince and become the Empress Dowager. Rewards: one billion and a healthy life.
But from the start, the princess consort splashed tea on her and disfigured her, while the prince coldly docked her pay: “What are you supposed to be?”
She turned around and used her monthly allowance to win over the future prime minister and general. Then she put on a grand show in front of the emperor:
“It’s all thanks to the princess consort’s kindness. I’m just running errands!”
As the virtuous reputation went entirely to the scheming princess consort, she turned and pulled out a stack of banknotes. “Lord Duan, I’ll expose the exam scandal for you! Brother Leng, I’ll cover your mother’s medical bills!”
Then one night, the drunk prince grabbed her by the waist. “Don’t you want to become Empress Dowager? I can get you pregnant with the imperial heir right now.”
She kicked his lovesick self out of her way. “Don’t block me. I’m going to keep male companions, open a bank, and become the biggest creditor in the land!”
So speechless, really