The Sharp-Tongued Taoist System: Making Uncle Nine Furious from the Start

Chen Ergou was running for his life from a zombie when he grabbed Uncle Jiu’s leg and wailed, “Master! I was born with Yin-Yang Eyes, so I’m the perfect counter to evil spirits!”

Uncle Jiu frowned. “All I can sense from you is an aura of poverty.”

[Ding! Sharp-Tongued Heavenly Master System activated!]

Chen Ergou turned to Wencai and blurted out, “Senior Brother, your forehead looks as dark as a pot bottom. If a zombie bites you tonight, it’ll probably chip a tooth!”

The bowl of glutinous rice in Wencai’s hands clattered to the floor.