When he opened his eyes, he became Qin Hui's silly nephew and even married the princess of the dynasty.
I pretended to be crazy and pushed down the Henu wine: "Madam, if this Jiaozi can seal, so can the country!"
When the whole hall burst into laughter, the steward came over and said, "Hua Shi Gang's fleet has sunk!"
I took out the futures contract and said, "If it sinks well, the price of grain will triple tomorrow."
When the Jin soldiers marched southward, they found that the city defense of Bianliang was entirely made of silver coins.
The money they stole turned into useless paper overnight, but my national debt turned into hard currency.
The father-in-law tremblingly asked the wise son-in-law how to save the country.
I smiled and pointed at the new firecracker: "Your Majesty, money and food are the best city walls."
