One fall from a cliff, and the good-for-nothing illegitimate daughter became the variable the Heavenly Dao feared most!
Lin Xiaoman’s spiritual roots were dug out by her legitimate elder sister before she was pushed off the Death Cliff. But she landed on a mysterious silver cat and unexpectedly bonded with an ancient Chaos Dimension!
A broken pill furnace that produces divine-grade pills? That’s just wash water from the celestial spring in my pocket dimension!
A cute black cat spirit that only knows how to act adorable? One swish of its tail can smash a Nascent Soul cultivator’s magical treasure!
At the Nine Heavens Sect, she finds divine artifacts with her left hand and beats up fake sweethearts with her right, all while rescuing a handsome senior swordsman whose looks could shame gods and demons, and who is afflicted with a deadly cold poison.
But there’s something strange about this senior brother: he turns lovesick and unstable on the fifteenth of every month, touching the sword scar over his heart lets him relive a past life, and he keeps saying she looks like his deceased “Mistress”?
When the immortal sects demand that she hand over her Chaos Spirit Root, the demon realm kneels to welcome her back into the family, and the Heavenly Dao sends down nine layers of tribulation lightning to erase her...
Lin Xiaoman kicks over the pill furnace. “Quiet, all of you! Once I’ve won over the last divine beast with hot pot, I’ll settle the score with you!”
Chu Yunzhou stands before her with his sword, his white hair like snow. “My path is to protect her as she runs rampant across the Three Realms.”
