[Evil God] [Containment] [Corruption] [Everyday Life] [Eerie]
Wu Ming had just sent off his last customer after setting up his stall as usual when an out-of-control heavy truck suddenly accelerated and ran right over him. The driver wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. "I thought it was a speed bump..."
After being unconscious for who knew how long, Wu Ming seemed to hear a voice.
"Those bastards got their intel wrong! This thing isn't a Normal-Class Corrupted Object at all!!!" Zhou Zhou cursed as a heavy truck brimming with an aura of destruction barreled around in front of her. The aura it left in its wake caused uncontrollable mutation in anyone who so much as touched it.
"That driver again!" Wu Ming looked at the familiar license plate, and another wave of pain washed over him. He stood up, an even more terrifying aura radiating from him. In Zhou Zhou's eyes, a puddle of minced meat had appeared out of nowhere on the ground. She merely glanced at it, and her eyes instantly went blind. A little while later, after hearing what sounded like chewing, she could no longer sense any trace of corruption. Then she heard Wu Ming's voice.
"Um, are you all right? Should I call you an ambulance? Your eyes seem to be bleeding." Wu Ming looked at Zhou Zhou with concern. She really did look rather frightening.
One day, a young woman showed up at the containment facility with an Evil God wearing human skin. According to the people there, every contained object at the facility had gone berserk that day. The Evil God angrily accused them of getting every single detail wrong, but they had still managed to contain one of the overlords of the Dark Side, just as promised.
"So?"
"The Evil God says we need to pay more," the containment facility's intelligence officer said, still shaken.
It's a bit nonsensical for everyday use, and it looks pretty good.