When the social fear deliveryman put a talking smart toilet seat on his head, he became a voyeur of the city's WiFi passwords;
When the milk tea-addicted vampire Count gnawed on barbecue and cried bitterly, he discovered that his dinosaur pajamas were becoming quantum sperm;
When the Celestial Dogs start a war with sushi in a convenience store, and the Hamster Avenger drives a triangular mecha through a garbage dump——
The world is clearly crazy.
An interstellar conspiracy about seven power banks caused mechanical tentacles to grow on take-out electric vehicles, made Haidilao waiters stand upside down in lava and threw noodles, and turned the Spring Festival Gala stage into a code slaughterhouse for the AI Nian beast. And the key to the survival of the universe is hidden in the binary of the "sugar-free" option of milk tea?
Here are:
• The murderous potted plant that can sing "Love Business"
• The dehydrated scallion king uses Laotan pickled cabbage to launch a nuclear explosion
• The Jade Emperor's online shopping account that puts Thor's hammer into the express cabinet
• And a timeless philosophical conundrum:
**The ultimate form of bubble milk tea, is it boba or coconut?
*"Warning: Reading this book may lead to the following symptoms - laughing in the middle of the night, being in awe of the toilet seat, trying to draw a magic circle with ketchup, and wanting to scan the code to check the fairy book when you see the square dancing aunt"*
(The book comes with a complete recipe for the Mars KTV Spicy Sweeping Robot, and a guide for applying for the "Milk Tea Black Hole Business License" from Steel Egg Hamster)
