I Got Rich and Cultivated in Three Realms After a Botched Appendectomy from the Start

"After his ex-girlfriend botches his appendectomy and cuts in the wrong place, Zhang Ergou binds to a get-rich System as he dies and transmigrates to the cultivation world.

He opens his eyes only to find his family hunting him down.

In his left hand is an unreliable teleportation copper ring, containing the remnant soul of a foul-mouthed empress. In his right is a bizarre robbery System.

"Ding! Robbed a belt. Reward: Primordial Wealth-Gathering Art!"

"Ding! Convinced a Nascent Soul elder to call you Dad. Unlocked a fragment of an Heaven-Rank cultivation technique!"

While the gifted disciples of the various sects risk their lives in secret realms, Zhang Ergou robs the saintess, and the empress lives it up."