Zhou Yuan (lying on the experimental table, wrapping a data cable around his fingertips): "Doctor, I suspect that my neural interface is broken."
Li Yan (recording data without looking up): "Tell me the symptoms."
Zhou Yuan (suddenly grabbed her hand and pressed it on his chest): "Every time I think of you, my heartbeat will overclock to 280, and the system will pop up with a message of [Insufficient Memory]."
Li Yan (withdrawing his hand and picking up the sedative): "It's simple, just format it."
Zhou Yuan (turning over to avoid the needle): "Wait! I still have your measurements on drive C -"
(The letter opener rubs against his neck and drives into the wall)
Ji Wu (peeping from behind the monitor screen): "Report! It was detected that your neural link generated 18G of indescribable data!"
Xing Zheng (throwing the keyboard): "That's a combat record! A combat record!!"
Zhou Yu'an (tearing open his collar to reveal his collarbone number): "You can delete it if you want... Unless Dr. Li does it himself."
Li Yan (activating the electric shock gloves): "Don't worry, I will remove your rogue programs as well."
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Experiment log update
[No. 09, 107Th violation record]
Unauthorized modification of pain perception parameters (setting Li Yan's beating to "pleasure")
Place marriage proposal holographic ads in public neural cloud space
Nervous Center Warning: This experimental subject has seriously contaminated discipline. It is recommended that——
Zhou Yu'an (stealing the broadcast): "It is recommended to upgrade to a husband and wife team experimental subject!"
(The next second, he was kicked into the training cabin by Li Yan)
