Arrested While Working a Summer Job, They Asked If My Barrett Was Any Good

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chen Yuan becomes a senior college student doing an internship. On the day he returns to China, his advisor assigns him to perform as Crow from the Red Star Gang at the senior-year internship gala. As soon as his performance ends, a group of fully armed special police officers suddenly rush into the venue. “Chen Yuan, right? Come with us.” In the interrogation room, the police officer looks at the stack of documents in his hands, his expression grave. “Your classmates are all doing internships and part-time jobs. What have you been doing?” Chen Yuan answers honestly: “Working part-time to earn tuition money.” “Then why have you repeatedly gone abroad during this period?” “Because it’s inconvenient to operate in China.” “Then why did you wipe out Tazhai?” “Because they refused to give me my share of the profits.” “Were you also the one who stole the collection from the Louvre?” “Yes. I returned it to its rightful owner.” “Why did you bomb the island nation’s shrine?” “Because they were behind on my friend’s wages.” “And you were also behind the countless weapons sales?” “Because I’ve been a little short on cash lately.” The police officer asks, “One last question: is the Barrett any good?” Chen Yuan replies, “Not really. The blood doesn’t splatter on me.”