(Genshin Impact + Honkai Impact 3rd + Honkai: Star Rail + ... Characterization may be out of character.)
Earth is the ultimate stage: if you’re alive, come on in!
We’ve got the best matchmaking system around!
Kiana (Honkai Impact 3rd, Herrscher of the End) VS Acheron
Lin Wang: Would those two really fight?
Lin Wang (protagonist) VS Tom + Jerry + Spike
Lin Wang: You old farts! Just say you want me dead!
Cowardly Nobody: OK
Cowardly Nobody: Next, protagonist Lin Wang will face all the comedy characters above, and more!
Lin Wang: 6
Lin Wang: Awooo! (Tom’s voice)
Tom: Copying my yell, are you? Keep fighting!
And there’s a System free-for-all, too.
Supreme System: Old immortal! You have no honor! I mean, no System honor!
Immortal Emperor System: First come, first served, kid!
You’re wondering if there’s a Foundation?
Of course, bro, there is. There’s also the GOC.
GOC and the Foundation: Busy with a supreme deity free-for-all. Do not disturb, thanks.
Dr. Bright: Right! Everyone beat up 682! Oh, poor Golden Crow, crashed again.
The stars: Sneaking past
Lin Wang: Don’t run! All of you, get over here! My world, don’t run either! The battle over there...! Never mind, you stay out of this.
Another peaceful day on Earth.
(The blurb doesn’t do it justice. Head to the story itself.)
Quite funny hahaha