[Comedy + cultivation + technological empire + System battles + multiple heroines]
On my hundredth rebirth, I refresh straight into the eunuch chamber? Holy crap, the knife has already fallen... I've unlocked the “self-castration” achievement right from the start!
Meet my new skin: Little Eunuch, limited edition.
But then,
when Eunuch Wang wants to take me in as his adopted son, I swoop in first and use the comments section to report him to the Empress!
A princess tries to humiliate me?
A farming princess wants to harvest me?
“Ding! I've signed for your System reward delivery. Would you like to leave a five-star review and upload a photo?”
Farming pocket dimensions, invincible techniques... I'll take them all!
What?
Each of the nine princesses vying for the throne has her own golden finger? Woohoo, a gift pack has fallen from the sky!
I'm but a humble man,
known to all as the “Princess System Recycling Center.” I take one every six chapters, with fair prices for all!
So what if I'm a eunuch?
Just watch how I use my “snatch-the-prize divine skill” to get free stuff from the princesses' Systems and turn the empire upside down!
As for the ultimate dream, Digimon...?
The love curse is demanding payment online. Who could possibly resist that?!