[Hot-tempered lawyer heroine × seemingly sweet but secretly sinister doctor] Two sharp tongues sparring every day
On the first day I was forced to go on a blind date, I sent the Fish Beauty flying. On my Nth forced blind date, I drove away a mama's boy. I thought I could finally escape the whole business, but it turned out I still had to wait in line for more dates.
A 28-year-old elite lawyer is tricked back to her hometown by a phone call from her mother claiming to be gravely ill, and is forced into the hellish world of one bizarre blind date after another.
The Fish Beauty proposes with a fish swim bladder: “Take this, and you can eat as much fish from my family as you like!”
A freeloader pretends to be a successful professional, but won't even buy a bottle of water. He mooches food and packs up leftovers, leaving the waiter stunned.
Just as Su Xiaoxiao thinks her life can't get any more absurd, Gu Zhiyan appears.
“Hello, Lawyer Su. I'm the blind date your mother arranged for you.”
This psychologist watches her dates with a polygraph in hand. He seems like a restrained, scholarly intellectual, but then writes in his paper:
“When the subject insults people, her pupils dilate by 1.5 times. She may have a mental illness.”
Later, Doctor Gu shoves his 300,000-character report on blind-date behavior into a shredder. Pinning Su Xiaoxiao against an anatomical chart, he asks in a hoarse voice, “Now, can I study the abnormal heart rate of someone kissing her blind date?”
