Shenhao: My Trillion Life

[Parallel Universe + All Worlds + Live Broadcast + Time Travel + System + Cool Articles + Straightforward enough + Fast enough] Li Erma suddenly wore it on the way back to his home. Others airborne by riding a horse, he airborne by riding a pig. "Howling!" Am I not dead? What about the system? Brother Tong, where are you? "Stop screaming, it won't break your throat." "Who? Look down there, where is Brother Pig? You are a pig." Li Erma felt something moving, Brother Long? "Your grandpa is here. Who knows about me?" My...? Okay, there's no need to talk anymore. Let's see if this wild boar is male or female. What are you going to do? Don't ask, just do it. Brother Long is the second junior sister, not the second senior brother. "Open meat!" Fuck! Brother Long, don't let Second Junior Sister go! Boy, what are you thinking about? Just carry it away. Brother Long, are you kidding? A 500 kilogram wild boar, I only weigh 60 kilograms. If you are asked to carry it, you can carry it. Why are you talking so much nonsense? Li Erma held the pig's trotter with both hands and pushed it up. As a result, there was no movement at all. He tried hard! Didn't you eat? You come... Come as soon as you come, kid, you get rid of distracting thoughts first, I'm noisy! Brother Long, you say I go to the factory? , Or doing business? When working in the factory, he has quick hands and is good at what he does. If it's business, I don't mind. Why? "Are you handsome?" Among the handsome men, that won't work. In this business, the only one who can open the door is the handsome one. Brother Long, didn't you say that you can do it well with your fast hands? "Don't panic, gold will always shine. Look, it's coming." When the whole Internet was mocking him for saying "people are stupid and have too much money", Li Erma put his hands in his pockets and said calmly: "You are playing live broadcast, I am playing life." [The story is purely fictitious]