[Light ensemble cast / Showbiz / Wealthy CEO / Both Chaste / 1v1]
[Includes male-male couples. If that’s not your thing, please don’t read.]
[Top-tier actor Shen Si x You Cen, a celebrity who’s determined to laze around]
The director’s team drove the “nobodies” to Switzerland, one of the world’s most expensive countries. After three days of being broke, they finally reached a round of truth-or-dare questions.
“If you had to push one person off a cliff right now, who would you choose?”
You Cen surveyed the group and calmly replied, “The director.”
The production crew: “???”
You Cen continued, “If he died, the insurance payout would be enough for everyone else to quit showbiz and live out the rest of our lives in peace.” She tilted her head. “It’s the optimal solution. Run the test.”
Lie detector: ... (After a long silence) A faint: “...Beep.”
(Comments: [Even the machine hesitated!!!])
You Sui'an raised a hand. “What if we aren’t the beneficiaries of the director’s insurance?”
You Cen thought it over. “Then we’ll change it to an ‘accidental shared inheritance agreement.’ Sign first, then push.”
The production crew rushed out, screaming, “Cut this! Cut it!”
You Cen raised her glass to the camera. “Too late. We’re live.”
(Comments: [The director’s life matters too! But this is hilarious!])
