[Feel-Good Fantasy + System + Transmigration + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Lighthearted Comedy]
In his previous life, workaholic Lu Gou swore after working 996: “This time around, I’m going to lie low until the end of time!”
His soul transmigrates into a fantasy world, where he becomes the sect’s famously “veteran” good-for-nothing? Perfect! This persona couldn’t be better!
But then the [God-Tier Lying-Low System] drops out of the sky, and everything goes completely off the rails!
“Ding! The Host stayed in bed for half an hour. ‘Lying-low’ mastery +1! Reward: the forbidden divine art, The Only One Who Lies Low While Devouring Heaven and Earth!”
Lu Gou: “??? That technique’s name sounds like it’ll get me arrested!”
“Ding! The Host faced a bully and promptly backed down, delivering an outstanding performance! Reward: [Level One Bad-Luck Aura (Passive)], which only targets villains. Results may vary!”
Lu Gou: “I just want to lie low in peace. Please leave me alone!”
From then on, Lu Gou is forced down the one-way road of “I only wanted to stay out of the world’s affairs, but this System just won’t stop stirring things up.”
He just wants to keep a low profile, but villains line up to get themselves killed!
He just wants to pick up a bargain, but divine weapons and treasures come knocking!
The icy senior sister’s eyes shine: “Junior Brother Lu, you’ve made another perfectly ordinary breakthrough!” (Lu Gou’s inner thoughts: I just got struck by lightning. How could I not break through?)
The goofy senior brother prostrates himself: “Brother Lu! You shattered the mountain-protecting formation in your sleep. You’re a god!” (Lu Gou’s inner thoughts: I really was sleepwalking! The formation’s broken, and I’m about to get beaten to a pulp!)
When the entire cultivation world is singing his praises as “the greatest at playing the pig to eat the tiger” and spreading his fearsome reputation as “the luckiest man alive, unmatched by anyone”
Lu Gou clutches his head and cries: “I’m not! I didn’t! I just want to lie low until the end of the universe! It’s all this lousy System’s fault!”
