I Just Want to Be Happy, but the System Is Too Rude!

[Fantasy cool article + system + time travel + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + easy and hilarious] Lu Gou, the scroll king in his previous life, swore after 996: In this life, I will live forever! The soul traveled through fantasy and became the famous "hardcore" loser in the sect? Wonderful! This character is perfect! However, the [God-level Gou King System] fell from the sky, and the style of painting completely collapsed from then on! "Ding! The host stayed in bed for half an hour, and the secret of 'Gou' is +1! The reward is the forbidden magical skill "Swallowing the Sky and Devouring the Earth, Only I Gou Technique"!" Lu Gou: "??? The name of this skill is very painful when you hear it!" "Ding! When the host faces the bully, he gives in decisively, and his acting skills are off the charts! The reward is [Level 1 Bad Luck Halo (Passive)], specializing in tricking villains, the effect depends on the face!" Lu Gou: "I just want to be quiet, please let me go!" From then on, Lu Gou was forced to embark on the path of no return: "I wanted to live in peace with the world, but the system was too good at rectifying things." He just wants to keep a low profile, but the villains line up to kill him! He just wanted to pick it up, but the magic weapon and secret treasure came to his door! Senior Sister Bingshan's beautiful eyes shone: "Junior Brother Lu, you have made an 'unremarkable' breakthrough again!" (Lu Gou's heart: He just got struck by lightning, how can he not break through!) Senior Brother Hanhan fell to the ground: "Brother Lu! You can break the mountain guarding formation while you are sleepwalking, you are a god!" (Lu Gou said in his heart: I am really sleepwalking! The formation is broken, and I will be beaten!) When the entire world of cultivation was praising his illustrious reputation as "the first person to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger" and "unrivaled in his luck" - Lu Gou hugged his head and cried: "I'm not! I didn't! I just want to survive until the beginning of the universe! It's all because of this cheating system!