Zhang Fan transmigrates to the borderlands, where zombies, ghosts, and monsters run rampant. Uncle Ninth, Daoist Priest Qianhe, Old Master Ren, the Vampire Zombie King, the Fusang Ghost King: all of them are real, and each is more terrifying than the last.
The good news is that I transmigrated as a Taoist priest.
The bad news is that I'm an ordinary person who can't cultivate.
[Ding! System sign-in successful. Reward: thousand-year-old lightning-struck wood.]
[Ding! System sign-in successful. Reward: Purple Thunder Talisman. Note: usable by Celestial Master-level cultivators.]
“Damn System, why don't you give me a cultivation level for once? What good are all these magical artifacts and talismans?”
“You've gone quiet again. Go on, keep pretending you're dead.”