Funny + working in the city + living a peaceful life
Lin Fanfan set his life goals on the first day he joined the company:
Live until the end of time, until the company goes bankrupt.
While others were busy in meetings reviewing the results, he shared them in the toilet;
While others work overtime until late at night, he clocks in on time and is as healthy as an old dog.
I thought I would be laid off and receive compensation smoothly after just a few years of lying down.
As a result, the boss not only did not lay him off, but also regarded him as "the savior of the company!"
Boss: He doesn't speak because his vision is farther than ours!
Colleague: He never works overtime, which shows that his efficiency is far higher than ordinary people!
Personnel: He sits still every day, and his aura is more stable than that of the director...
In this way, Lin Fanfan was inexplicably promoted all the way through the ranks and received salary increases. He was given a weak hand in projects and became a key training target.
Until one day, the group boss parachuted in for an inspection and personally asked him to come out: "Mr. Lin, can you show me how to do it?" "
Lin Fanfan: "..."
I really just want to receive my salary, and I don't want to unify the world!
