[Anti-involution Cultivation of Immortality + Sand Sculpture Sword Cultivation + Lying to Win a Cool Article]
In the Jiuxiao Sword Sect, the holy land of "996 blessings for cultivating immortality", when all the disciples are fighting for their seats in the morning class with their swords in the early morning -
Ye Wuwei was wrapped in a straw mat and snoring: "System, can I make up to eight hours by sleeping for another half hour?"
After traveling through time and becoming an outer disciple with a damaged spiritual root, the [Salted Fish Sword Heart System] he awakened is really not serious:
The morning class to catch up on sleep will reward "Three Styles of the Sleeping Fairy", and help Lingtian weed and catch fish to trigger "Nine Cuts of Fishing".
Even when being chased by the Involution Master Brother, the system was still issuing a mission: "Please keep your heart rate <60 to unlock the win shield!"
When the elders use "Tiandao rewards diligent" PUA disciples to swallow the life-burning elixir,
When the trial in the secret realm turns into a cruel competition where "you are not allowed to leave due to sudden death",
Ye Wuwei's salted fish bamboo sword exposed the biggest lie in the world of immortality:
"Gentlemen, the end of cultivation is paid shit - look at my salty fish thrust!"
