When Jiang Wuye was chased around the back garden of the Marquis of Zhenbei’s residence by an artifact spirit that looked like a husky and kept trying to bite his butt, no one imagined that this illegitimate son, always mocked as a “body of misfortune,” was hiding a secret capable of setting the wheels of fate turning across the Tianyuan Continent.
Born into lowly circumstances and treated as worthless as grass, he unexpectedly awakened a Villain System and embarked on an unconventional path to turn his fortunes around. While others meditated in seclusion to cultivate, he danced to “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Trend” in the plaza. While others ascended to immortality, he deliberately exploited a bug to stay in the mortal realm and eat hot pot. Yet every seemingly absurd stunt brought him one step closer to the truth. The price, however, grew ever heavier: his loved ones misunderstood him, the women who loved him wept until they had no tears left, his sworn enemies closed in at every turn, and even the rules of the entire world seemed set against him.
Lin Wan'er was as gentle as water, yet held videos exposing his embarrassing past. Leng Wushuang was aloof and proud, yet the System tricked her into signing a “from creditor to bride” contract. Bai Li was clever and mischievous. She had meant to take the System, but ended up as the hot pot restaurant’s mascot instead. Chu Yunfei was born with a sword bone, yet his duels with Jiang Wuye repeatedly shattered his understanding of the world. Zhuge Ming could divine the secrets of Heaven, but couldn’t predict that a steamed bun would turn into luosifen.
When all the factions joined forces to hunt him down and the script of fate was completely rewritten, Jiang Wuye finally stood on the brink of the truth. But instead of saving the world, he chose to... open a hot pot restaurant. The question was, what was simmering in that broth: spices, or the fate of the entire Tianyuan Continent?
It's a bit funny, maybe my point of laughter is a bit low