When Dalek discovered that his crush on the swimming team goddess had turned into a pixel, and when the PE teacher's tentacles swept away his screaming classmates, he realized that the announcement that online games were coming to reality was not an April Fool's joke.
Grilled squid tentacles with Thor's hammer in his left hand, repairing a leaky instant noodle fortress with spider silk in his right hand, and carrying Deadpool's stolen lace underwear in his arms - this is the Dalek's daily routine after acquiring the Marvel Summoning System.
While others struggled to survive in the bloody fog, his Asgardian mead was always used by retired cook Lao Chen to make pickles;
While the cultists chanted "The R'lyeh Text", he drove an ice cream truck transformed into a vision of Loki and played "Chives and Egg Dumplings Promotion" on a loop;
Even when the dependents of the old rulers came, they were smoked to maturity by the profiteer Ron using canned herrings.
"Can you respect Cthulhu's strength?" The black-robed boss smashed the altar for the 108th time.
The Dalek slid across the church dome on Captain America's shield, followed by a deep diver wearing GUCCI, a Cthulhu figure doing a square dance, and a Venom suit that insisted on singing a lullaby to Matilda.
"What's the rush?" He pressed the takeout heat preservation button on the Iron Man armor, "I'll beat you up after I finish delivering this order of Asgardian crayfish."
