The End of the Dharma Age in Honghuang: I Refuse to Act Human at Jie Jiao University

Name: The End of the Dharma Age in Honghuang: I Refuse to Act Human at Jie Jiao University
Author: Uncle Tang

洪荒末法：我在截教大学不当人

by Uncle Tang (汤大叔)

Status: Completed
Length: 321k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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The spiritual energy is drying up in the Age of Declining Dharma? At Intercept Sect University, we'll teach you how to cultivate immortality scientifically!

While others refine pills, I make skyrockets. While others wield flying swords, I sell giant swords coated in sugar. While others meditate in seclusion, I livestream Sages dancing like there's no tomorrow.

Lin Xiao transmigrated to the primordial world and became the Intercept Sect's most outrageous alchemy cultivator:

He adds popping candy to Nine-Revolution Golden Pills, so resurrected great powers come back twitching like memes;

He uses the Immortal-Slaying Sword as a barbecue grill, and the Lord of Heaven orders ten skewers of pork kidneys overnight;

He teaches a white tiger cub to stage a fake accident with the Grand Pure One, tricking him into lending them the pill furnace at Eight Views Palace to use as a hot pot!

Fairy Yunxiao chases him with a blue-flamed frying pan. “You little rascal! You turned the mountain-protecting formation into a nonstop dance party?!”

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