I Was a Thief in Naruto, and Uncle Snake Went Crazy.

Tomato family members, who of you understands! When I woke up at the beginning, I found that it was on the eve of the Third Ninja War, the Kannabi Bridge battle between Konoha and Iwa Ninja! I, Xu Dachun, am a thousand-year-old genin, a loser who almost failed to graduate from Konoha School. I only know how to throw away kunai and a half-dead shadow clone book. What is the difference between this and dying? Bite! The system is activated. The Thieves of All Heavens system has been bound, and you can randomly steal items or skills from all heavens and realms. Xu Dachun's eyes shone: "System Baba, do you have a gift package for newbies!" ""Ding, there is... " [This article is a joke, you have the final say whether you can open a harem or not, system + N heroine + growth + moral development + funny + vulgar + fighting + online IQ] What? I actually stole the animal milk that belonged to a certain boss when he was a child. Will the boss kill me in the future? Uncle Snake: This Sunflower Book is a magical skill. Do you want it? What, Uncle Snake actually mastered the Sunflower Book? Tsunade: I've seen his weapons, they're really big. Earth Ninja Village: Spring of Konoha, the shame of that ninja, is about to turn our Earth Ninja Village into a eunuch village.