The Underworld's Little Menace: Ministers Overhear Her Thoughts and Die of Embarrassment

[Golden finger (a copy of the Book of Life and Death) + overhearing thoughts + the aunts' favorite] In the Great Wu Dynasty, people used to hate attending court. After Ning Ruyi began showing up, the ministers looked forward to court every day. The ministers: “What? That little rascal isn't here today? What a bore!” The emperor: “Go and bring her here at once!” One day, the lords of the Nineteenth Hall of the Underworld gathered for a meeting in the King of Hell's palace. Old Nine: “Boss, think of a way to get that menace reincarnated. Every day he runs to my Ninth Hall and tosses all kinds of seasonings into the oil cauldron, saying it'll make the ghosts taste better when fried. It smells so good that even I can't resist trying it.” Old Sixteen: “You have some nerve. After he cooked hot pot in your Ninth Hall, he came to our Sixteenth Hall for barbecue. I heard it was your idea.” Old Seventeen: “So it was you lot who suggested he come to my Seventeenth Hall every time to collect the blood slurry under the stone mill and drink it?” Old One: “Enough! I want to send him off to be reincarnated too. But his name isn't in the Book of Life and Death. What am I supposed to do?” The lord of the Nineteenth Hall was at his wit's end. This time, they had to send him off to be reincarnated. After agreeing to countless conditions, he still managed to swipe a copy of the Book of Life and Death before leaving and being reincarnated in the mortal world. In the King of Hell's palace, the lords watched the life and death records on the book change constantly. All at once, the lord of the Nineteenth Hall thought: “I'm tired. Let's just destroy everything!”