Ninja World Mom: Making Naruto Call Me Mom from the Start

A wildly reworked story. Don’t take it personally. Naruto’s CEO-style team is an odd bunch: a wolf mom wielding a frying pan, a little black guy who can cut shadows, the knowledgeable Dr. Black Zetsu, and Sasuke, the brother fighting on the road to the underworld.

They land a big job: decorating the venue for Kakuzu and Hinata’s wedding. While they’re at it, they sneak off with a gun to save their brother.

Who would’ve thought that Hidan would turn out to be my idol, or that he’d charge three thousand for a busted Desert Eagle?

Even more surprising, my adopted little sister Hinata sees a gray line flash in her eyes and softly says, “Little Black, cut him for me. I want an older sister.”

A deranged story about a playboy going straight and becoming a CEO. To erase the ex-girlfriend scandals scattered throughout the ninja world, Naruto climbs into an excavator and sets out on an absurd mission to bury all his exes.

When stealth zombies appear in society, I, “Naruto of the People,” am forced to keep switching between filling in holes and fighting zombies.