[Play jokes + lighthearted funny + complete work + hit me if you don't laugh]
Zhou Sheng woke up and found that he was participating in the "Professional Superstar 365" reality show, and his first job was an online ride-hailing driver.
Female Passenger: Master, is it true that only when two people truly love each other and hug each other can they feel each other's feelings?
Zhou Sheng: Flat chest is okay too.
Female passenger: Every time I break up, the last hug always makes me heartbroken.
Zhou Sheng: Heartache? Silicone burst?
Female passenger: Master, do you believe in love?
Zhou Sheng: Thousands of dollars on the car.
Female Passenger: Isn't it all five hundred yuan?
Zhou Sheng: The price of love has increased.
...
Female passenger: Master, failure is the mother of success, so what is the father of success?
Zhou Sheng: Get off the car and scan the QR code, you will have paid successfully.
Female passenger: Master, do you believe in love at first sight?
Zhou Sheng: The fare is seven yuan, and you still talk about feelings?
...
Female passenger: Master, how much does it cost to go to the cremation car?
Chow Sang: One-way round trip is not the same price.
Female passenger: Master, how long does it take to get to the East Station?
Chow Sang: Riding a horse lasts longer.
...
Male Passenger: Master, life is so complicated now. It's hard to make money and eat shit. What should I do?
Zhou Sheng: Even though you are in such a difficult situation and you are still thinking about what to do, you have succeeded and become an excellent cow horse.
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Showing off is paramount.
Reader comments
"My gambling father, my sick mother, my broken family, and her new arrival. What I wash is not the feet, but the mud of walking in the world, the edges and misfortunes smoothed by time, the fate of cherishing her, the youthful years of great years, but she is burdened with heavy responsibilities, and she should not have to bear all this."
"I still remember her watery eyes and her affectionate gaze that night. She didn't care about my car or my room, but she gave me all the tenderness in the world. At that moment, I was confused. I seemed to see the lost love again, approaching me again."
"She put down the box in her hand, picked up the black hair between her lips and teeth, and tied it high. At that moment, the cool light shone on her body and also shone into my heart. At that moment, I could no longer tell whether the throbbing in my heart was because of love. Now that I think about it, it is no longer important."
"Today, the bright moon is in the sky, and the beauty is full of thoughts. If I don't go there today, it will seem that I don't understand the charm. Although I have been poor for half my life and have no fame or fortune, I am still willing to add an insignificant touch to her at her best age. Love rises with the bell, but it is difficult to calm down when the bell stops. The origin and fall of the bell, and the fall of the bell is the beauty."
Okay, I hope there won't be a female protagonist later...
It was funny earlier
I remember I was reading a funny article, but why did it turn into a solved crime later?
But it's very beautiful(,,>᎑<,,)
"My gambling father, my sick mother, my broken family, and her new arrival. What I wash is not the feet, but the mud of walking in the world, the edges and misfortunes smoothed by time, the fate of cherishing her, the youthful years of great years, but she is burdened with heavy responsibilities, and she should not have to bear all this." "I still remember her watery eyes and her affectionate gaze that night. She didn't care about my car or my room, but she gave me all the tenderness in the world. At that moment, I was confused. I seemed to see the lost love again, approaching me again." "She put down the box in her hand, picked up the black hair between her lips and teeth, and tied it high. At that moment, the cool light shone on her body and also shone into my heart. At that moment, I could no longer tell whether the throbbing in my heart was because of love. Now that I think about it, it is no longer important." "Today, the bright moon is in the sky, and the beauty is full of thoughts. If I don't go there today, it will seem that I don't understand the charm. Although I have been poor for half my life and have no fame or fortune, I am still willing to add an insignificant touch to her at her best age. Love rises with the bell, but it is difficult to calm down when the bell stops. The origin and fall of the bell, and the fall of the bell is the beauty."
Okay, I hope there won't be a female protagonist later...
It was funny earlier
I remember I was reading a funny article, but why did it turn into a solved crime later? But it's very beautiful(,,>᎑<,,)
It's fun, come on
Clear thinking, smooth reading, humorous