I Am an Alchemist, Not a Veterinarian

"Sage of Love, help me prepare a medicine." Ye Wen lay lazily on the rocking chair in the yard, closed his eyes and said angrily: "What should I do with it? I am very busy and have no time." The man who asked for the medicine looked at Ye Wen who had put it on, turned around and walked away, muttering: "Just a veterinarian who prepares aphrodisiacs, he really thinks he is an alchemist." After waking up, Ye Wen got up and walked into a dilapidated house behind him. A crooked and worn wooden sign above said 'alchemy room'. Ye Wen walked to a huge alchemy furnace and sat down cross-legged. I saw a wooden shelf in the distance filled with porcelain bottles filled with elixirs, with the words Qi training pill, bone tempering pill, body training pill, foundation building pill… But there is a line of very small words under the porcelain bottle, and the words "side effects" can be vaguely seen. Qi training pill, please note when using it. Find a bedroom with no one around and good ventilation, and fart like thunder. After using the bone-tempering pill, you need to rest in bed, and the bones will become slightly loose. It is not advisable to go out after using the Exercise Pill, as your body will lose weight and fall off your bones.