"It takes all night to warm up a puppet. This is the sect's rule."
"Oh." Xie Sanyu threw the puppet to the ground and ducked into the haystack.
"The powerful enemy is seeking revenge, so you have to be tough!"
"Oh." He shrank to the corner, pretending to be a lifeless corpse.
"The prince wants you to perform at the birthday banquet, so go kneel down and lick him!"
"Oh." He rolled his eyes, turned and walked in the opposite direction.
Until one day——
The puppet he threw on the ground absorbed enough moonlight and opened its eyes to become a "thousand-machine beast" capable of slaughtering cities;
If you pretend to be dead and arrive at the enemy's feet, you will be regarded as a "peerless master who hides in the city" and even the enemy's capital will kowtow to him three times;
The princess rolled her eyes and left in anger. She went to the shabby house with the betrothal gift and said, "I want someone like this who doesn't rub dirt in my eyes. I'm determined to get married!"
The system interface cracked into a spider web, and the screen was refreshed crazily: "The host's behavior has deviated from all heavenly deductions!"
And Xie Sanyu gnawed on the candied fruit given by the princess, touched the puppet's head and smiled: "Who said that a puppet master has to work hard? I insist on showing off, so that everyone in the world will beg me - stop showing off, lead us!"
