Hilarious! The Short-Lived Crown Princess Lives by Going Crazy!

[Funny and lighthearted + absurd comedy + sweet romance + transmigration into a book]

Lu Jiu

She transmigrated.

And ended up as...

A top-tier plot device who dutifully completes the original story's three-line arc: “push someone into the water, get exposed, be sentenced to death,” then exits right on schedule.

Her hand slipped, and she... sort of completed the mission.

Good news: the heroine didn't die!

Bad news: the heroine is clinging to her leg for dear life?!

The plot's gone off the rails, hasn't it?

Fine.

Then let's derail it even further!

Lu Jiu immediately gave her a kick. “Get going!”

That kick

made her famous, and somehow... saved her life!

It also successfully caught the attention of Crown Prince Xiao Lin.

“How dare you touch my woman? You're asking to die!”

Lu Jiu: “Then... let's get divorced! I'll make room for her!”

The Crown Prince sneered. “There is no divorce in the imperial palace, only widowhood!”

To stay alive,

she completely let loose,

launching indiscriminate attacks and taking her unhinged antics to the limit.

“Outrageous! Who gave you the nerve?”

The Crown Prince had planned to kill Lu Jiu with a single sword stroke and be done with it.

Who knew the old emperor would be delighted? “Excellent! No wonder I chose you as my daughter-in-law!”

Lu Jiu survived.

And she's doing just fine!

She makes the Crown Prince furious and the Prince of Shun miserable, yet somehow thrives in the palace.

The reason is simple: her astonishing skill with flowers and her deep understanding of the farming seasons are exactly what the emperor loves.

She not only teaches the emperor how to grow rare flowers and plants, but also offers farming advice tailored to local conditions when crops fail, solving the emperor's urgent problem in one stroke.

Thanks to her one-of-a-kind talent for farming, she becomes the emperor's most favored daughter-in-law.