[Classic literature + Journey to the West spin-off + transmigration + System + becoming a Buddha under pressure]
Tang Sanzang: Benefactor, open the door! This poor monk has come from the Great Tang in the east. Eat my flesh and you can live forever.
Benefactor, I really am here to deliver the goods. If you don't believe me, see for yourself.
Sun Wukong: Master, I've done time for the gang. Can I be the boss?
Tang Sanzang glares: You're all the gang's backbone. Call me Dad, and I'll back you for gang leader next term.
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie: Dad.
Sha Wujing: My lord, the Jade Emperor sent me to spy on you. If you don't mind, I'd be honored to call you my adoptive father.
Tang Sanzang: Be thorough. Don't let a single god or Buddha slip through.
The Tathagata: Third Brother, take me with you.
Queen of the Women's Country: Does eating this really make you immortal?
Tang Sanzang: Absolutely. Go ahead and eat it.
