The Fourth Natural Disaster in Heaven, but the Patient Is Cthulhu

Lu Xuande, a down-and-out Taoist priest, used acupuncture to treat rheumatism during the day, and led his Yin soldiers to the underworld at night to register and catch ghosts; Bai hope, a psychic baker, had a psychic backlash, and his soul was stained with Cthulhu ice crystals. After the two met, the three realms secretly exploded: The Thunder God of Heaven changed his profession to deliver food, and the Buddhist Arhat made live broadcasts to earn merit; Mengpo soup in the underworld became an Internet celebrity milk tea, and SCP issued a containment number to acupuncture; Christian believers lurk in the hospital to perform tentacle beauty treatments, and homeless people in the back room cross levels at the express delivery station. When the financial war is shorting the Jade Emperor's incense, and the supernormal code crushes the chanting of sutras, the silver needle of traditional Chinese and Western medicine beats the ancient gods, and the oven seals the ruler of the past. And the source of all this is actually the keyboard that the writer on the streets is typing—— They swiped the Nantianmen with their medical insurance cards, and fought their way through Cyber Fengdu amidst the yellow-clothed takeaways and electronic thunder tribulations.