Big Sister Childhood Friend, Stop Chasing Me!

[Single Female Lead] + [Everyday Life] + [Campus Belle] + [Childhood Sweetheart] A lad rode in on a bamboo steed, circling the bed to play with the green plums. Other people’s childhood sweethearts are shy and easy to win over, snuggling up and calling them “big brother.” So why is mine so different? “Come on, you little brat Xiaoyu, call me big sister! If you don’t, I’ll hit you!” When I was still a bawling baby in swaddling clothes, she was already tugging at her mother’s skirt, staring at me without blinking. Our fate was sealed by our parents’ words: “Yaoyao, from now on, he’s your little brother Xiaoyu. You have to take good care of him, okay?” And she took care of me for fourteen years... When I was still running around in split-crotch pants, barely able to walk, she made sure I was covered head to toe in cow dung. Whenever I fell, she laughed out loud without the slightest restraint. And whenever I chatted with a girl, she would drag me away without hesitation... This childhood-sweetheart big sister, who’s been with me for fourteen years and knows every embarrassing thing about me, is downright terrifying. But... when she started high school, she moved to another city. That was the best news ever!! I immediately blocked every one of her contact details so I could enjoy life without her to the fullest... I have a bratty little brother. I spent over a decade “taking care” of him, only to be rewarded with a whole bunch of “red exclamation marks.” Don’t worry, I’m not angry at all. After all, you can’t escape me, little Luo Yu~