A modern good-for-nothing traveled back in time to the end of the Tang Dynasty. Due to his low self-esteem, he pretended to be a high-ranking official in the imperial court. As a result, he tricked a bunch of godsons into his family, and a thousand years later he became the ancestor of 70 to 80 million people!
The social animal Chen Xiaochuan accidentally fell off a cliff and woke up to find that he had traveled to the Tang Dynasty just after the Anshi Rebellion - the wilderness deep in the Wuyi Mountains. He didn't speak the language, was penniless, and was about to be captured as a refugee and sent to the army. He quickly took out the business card in his wallet and shouted: "I am the new Fujian Observer of the imperial court!"
Unexpectedly, this voice really frightened the locals.
Relying on the "knowledge crushing" of modern people - lighters are "imperial fire charms", cell phone photos are "imperial secret files", and stainless steel thermos cups are "royal tributes" - Chen Xiaochuan's lies are getting bigger and bigger. Not only did he become a guest of the local powerful, he also had a sudden idea and went to an uncivilized barbarian tribe to recognize his son. He gave a glass bead as a "family heirloom" and even made several "hereditary chieftains" when he was drunk.
However, this farce gradually got out of control——
