After I Transmigrated, the Cultivation World Couldn't Hold It Together!

Bai Wu was an ambitious young man about to set his dreams free on the street.

He was planning to set off a few little fireworks by the roadside and celebrate Little New Year, marking his first paycheck and all that.

Then he ran into a police chase after drug dealers, got hit by a semitruck driven by one of them, and was taken out in an instant. He transmigrated to a fantasy world.

Once the System came online, he immediately stopped acting like a person. He let his true nature show and did whatever he pleased.

Whoever he met, he’d get under their skin. Whoever he went after would crack, and whoever cracked would lose it!

When a menacing, bald cultivator tried to cut in line: “Kid, I’m in a hurry. You don’t mind if I go ahead of you, do you?”

Bai Wu: “You’re in a hurry? In a hurry to do what? Do you even have hair? Not a single strand!”

When Bai Wu encountered “soccer” in another world: “Ref, that goal doesn’t count! I haven’t even used my boomerang kick!”

When Bai Wu began cyber-cultivating, he raised a hand and summoned an ice Gatling gun. “Times have changed, Saintess! Take this anti-simping combo charge!”

When the System enabled livestreaming, Bai Wu spun around and conjured a forty-meter ice blade. “I’ve spent ten years filleting fish at Da Run Fa. My heart’s been as cold as this blade for a long time.”

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Damn, he’s cheating!

So the streamer just pays to win when he can’t beat them?

What will the System’s treasure chests contain?

The answer: “Three Hundred Uses for the Impact Force of a Truck,” “The ‘Back, Back, Back’ Defensive Barrier,” “Three Years of Showing Off, Five Years of Tribulation,” “The Boiling Sheep Heart Sutra,” and more...