Bottomless Eight-Treasure Congee Lets Me Dominate the Apocalypse

In the apocalypse, food is hard to come by and spoils easily.

But I have an unlimited supply of Eight-Treasure Porridge. It never goes bad and is ready to eat as soon as you open it.

You strong types want some of my Eight-Treasure Porridge? Then be good and become my underlings.

Ladies, you want some of my Eight-Treasure Porridge? You know what you have to do, right?