Wood Zen

Also known as: "If You Were Wukong's Father", "The Centennial Tree Spirit's First Experience of Bringing a Baby", "I am a tree, but I don't know if I am his father or his mother", "In this unscrupulous world, give me back my cute child!" [Imaginary➕The protagonist has no cp➕the supporting character has a lot of cp] ——The full text is adapted from the author's real dream I am a tree, watching the sea for hundreds of years on the cliff. I don't know when I became conscious, from knowing to thinking. One day, a wandering monk stroked the trunk of a tree and sighed: "Since we understand human nature, why not go through the ages?" Then I was struck by lightning... After finally going down the mountain, I learned how to speak and live. I don't know some unscrupulous person who left his child in front of my house. When I picked him up, he bit through my wrist. The sap mixed with blood flowed into his throat, and I said: "I will call you Wukong from now on. I am your... Father." I, a tree, have a child. Soft and cute when I was little When I grow up... Who can tell me who this sullen, possessive guy is? Can I return it? Book Statement • All inspiration comes from an extremely clear dream of the author, and the memory fragments are processed through literature • The world view setting has nothing to do with any existing works. Any impression of déjà vu is purely coincidental. • No heroine/not a cool novel/not a systematic flow, just a human observation record of wooden life forms Pure sweetness without knife