Magical Girl Sasuke: Naruto, Have My Baby

Naruto + Madoka Magica + even the author doesn't know whether it's a harem

The heroine conquers the world! The hero conquers the heroine!

What is a magical girl?

A magical girl is what a human becomes after having her dearest wish come true.

Of course, the world is unpredictable, and there's no such thing as a free lunch.

Wonderful miracles will eventually come at an unbearable cost.

And so:

Shimura Danzo: “I want to become Hokage!”

“Of course, Lord Danzo! Then you shall be the Fifth Hokage of the Leaf!”

Uchiha Setsuna: “Let this old man awaken the Mangekyo Sharingan!”

“Think bigger, Grand Elder! Let every Uchiha awaken the Mangekyo Sharingan, then flatten the entire shinobi world!”

Uchiha Itachi: “Please let the Uchiha clan and the village live in peace forever!”

“Wasn't that wish a waste? The Uchiha have already flattened the village leadership! Now the Uchiha and the village are sure to be at peace!”

Naruto Uzumaki mastered the original Book of Seals in a single night.

The Nine-Tailed Fox became a total shut-in.

Neji Hyuga broke free of the Caged Bird seal.

Naruto Uzumaki gained a mother named Minamo Namikaze.

And all of this began because Naruto met a “cute” creature called Kyubey,

and a magical girl from the future named Uchiha Satsuki.

That day, she said to Naruto:

“Naruto! Have a baby with me!”