Quick Transmigration: I Prolong My Life by Saving Hopeless Romantics

"When reason doesn't work, my fists are the law!"

On the last day of her life, Guan Xing was stunned when the "Save the Hopeless Romantics" System bound itself to her. That is, until she saw her first target:

0️⃣ A rich young lady, caressing her bruises with a blissful look:

"Domestic violence is proof of love~ It's just a kink!"

Guan Xing swung a sledgehammer and sneered, "Oh? Then would killing him count as flirting?"

The System suggested winning her over with love. Guan Xing went straight for the kill:

"To hell with winning her over! Send that scumbag off to his next life!"

With her left hand, she dragged the hopeless romantic out of the fire. With her right, she kicked the scumbag into the crematorium.

Later

The young women she'd saved tearfully presented her with a banner: "Sister Guan, thank you for saving our lives!"

The scumbags collectively called the police: "This woman is faster than the King of Hell when it comes to claiming lives!"

System: "Host, calm down! We're a healing System!"

Guan Xing: "Healing? Fine, (cracks her knuckles) physical healing counts too!"

Soon the whole quick transmigration bureau was abuzz:

"That lunatic Guan Xing turns hopeless romantics into career-minded women by beating them up!"

"Her way of breaking up couples is to send the scumbag straight to the ICU!"

[Reader's Guide]

√ The heroine has the temper of the King of Hell and specializes in putting troublemakers in their place.

√ The scumbags change their life goals overnight: stay alive.

√ 002 goes full psycho.

Note: 001 is a tribulation-level reading experience. The story is based on real events, and readers who can keep going without getting mad have an extraordinarily strong disposition.

If you can't keep reading, feel free to skip 001. Don't put yourselves through that, folks. The heroine goes full psycho and lets loose in 002.

(0️⃣ The "Beating Is Affection, Scolding Is Love" world returns in 002.)