Synopsis:
[Goofy Version]
Other people transmigrate with a System and beautiful women all around them. Bai Qingya's story starts with a bug: his cultivation is maxed out from the start, and his lifespan renews forever. He thought he could lie flat and live like a lazy fish, but every day he wakes up to a System notification: "Host has survived 24 hours. Reward: none (after all, you're already invincible)."
Over six hundred years, I've tried 996 ways to kill myself: I had a Demon Lord stab my dantian (he got so tired he ascended), asked a Sword Immortal to sever my soul (he had an epiphany and retired), and even deliberately got struck by lightning (now the Thunder Department calls me 'Dad' whenever they see me). The most absurd thing happened yesterday: that Demonic Cult Saintess said she'd kill me with the world's deadliest poison, 'Seven-Step Laugh.' But after I took seven steps... she laughed so hard she passed out!
[Serious Version]
He is the last banished immortal beyond the Ninth Heaven, and the oldest oathkeeper in the depths of the Demon Abyss. After six hundred years of wandering the mortal world and witnessing thirteen dynasties rise and fall, he has seen beauties turn to bones and tasted every kind of joy and sorrow. Now that every old friend has faded into a yellowed page of history, only Bai Qingya remains, waiting for an opponent who can finally defeat him fair and square.
Then one day, a little girl selling candied hawthorns tugged at his sleeve. "Big brother, that jade pendant at your waist... it looks exactly like the one my mother drew before she died." At that moment, the sky split open, and the System, silent for six hundred years, suddenly shrieked: "Warning! The Host's destined love is here. Probability of death: 99.99%..."
Also known as Invincibility Is So Lonely, 108 Ways to Seek Defeat, and The Immortal's Guide to Romance: From Beginner to Burial.
