Content introduction:
Sand sculpture version
When other people traveled through time, they were surrounded by beauties added by the system, but I, Bai Qingya, had a bug at the beginning - my cultivation level was fully maxed out, and my longevity was unlimited. I thought I could lie down and be a salty fish, but every day I opened my eyes, the system prompted: "It has been detected that the host has survived for 24 hours. Reward: None (after all, you are already invincible)"
Over the past six hundred years, I have tried 996 ways of committing suicide: asking the Demon King to stab his Dantian (he was so tired that he ascended to heaven), asking the Sword Immortal to kill the soul (he had an epiphany and retired), and even being struck by lightning on purpose (now Lei Bu calls me daddy when he sees me). The most outrageous thing is that the devil's saint yesterday said she would kill me with the strange poison "seven steps of laughter", but after I walked seven steps... She burst out laughing!
Regular version
He is the last banished immortal outside the Nine Heavens, and the oldest oathkeeper in the depths of the Demonic Abyss. Six hundred years of traveling in the world, thirteen dynasties changing, seeing beautiful women and withered bones, and experiencing joys and sorrows. When all the old friends have become yellowed pages in the history books, only Bai Qingya is still waiting for the opponent who can make him defeat him happily.
Until one day, the little girl selling candied haws grabbed him by the corner of his clothes and said, "Brother, the jade pendant on your waist... Is exactly the same as the one my mother drew before she died." At this moment, the sky cracked, and the system that had been silent for six hundred years suddenly screamed: "Warning! The target of the host's love has appeared, and the mortality rate is 99.99%..."
This book is also known as "How Lonely Is Being Invincible", "108 Postures for Defeat", and "The Immortal's Guide to Love: From Entry to Death".
