[This book has been abandoned and will not be continued!!]
The day I became a disposable extra, I was bound by a Heartbond Pact to the lunatic who most wanted me dead in the entire book.
Xie Yiguang, a tragic, beautiful, powerful male lead driven mad by his beloved senior sister, whose eyes are perpetually red-rimmed, as if he’s been beaten at home.
Me, Su Miaoyu, a disposable extra who can absorb his corruption points and also be stabbed into a pretzel by this lunatic.
Here’s where things stand:
He hates me to the bone but can’t kill me (the Heartbond Pact says so);
I cling to life and have to absorb his “corruption points” as a human air purifier;
The lingering soul of his beloved senior sister keeps doing sit-ups between the two of us;
Now, I, Su Miaoyu, hereby announce:
This book has been added to the deluxe underworld package! Fellow cultivators who add it to their collection can enjoy:
A 20% off coupon for the funeral parlor karaoke lounge (the Xie Yiguang assassination service requires a separate “afterlife insurance” purchase);
One cup of grave-ash milk tea made from the male lead’s tangible corruption points (you might see your great-grandma after drinking it);
A limited-edition “I’m Deader Than His Beloved” badge (wearing it increases the male lead’s hatred by 100,000%);
So, what kind of story is this, anyway?
“Clinging to life under a lunatic’s blade while making him so mad he turns into a walking corpse?”
“Reborn: I’m a sacrifice in a xianxia novel, but I go crazy and take down my client?”
Who knows… Anyway, the author’s heart is dead, and the stats are as worthless as joss paper.
Click to claim today’s virtual grave mound. Burn incense if you feel like it.
