When the ancient ferocious beast Taotie awakened in front of a 21st century barbecue stall, it thought the biggest crisis was that there was no money in Alipay. Until countless live broadcast windows opened in the sky, anchors all over the universe were shouting: "Kill the solar system in seconds for nine dollars! Come on, old guys!"
Earth, this blue star labeled as a "newcomer's village" by advanced civilizations, has suddenly become a hot item in a cosmic flea market. Quantum civilization used probabilistic weapons to harvest the city, but was counterattacked by the mahjong algorithm of the uncle and aunt; the mechanical empire sent out a nano army, but the machine crashed collectively in the torrent of electric vehicles driven by Meituan riders; the psychic federation tried to control the mind, but was brainwashed by earthy love words to doubt life.
As the only creature that can understand interstellar language, Taotie is forced to serve as the spokesperson of the earth. It discovered that: Douyin likes can be converted into protective shield energy, Station B barrages can interfere with the stability of wormholes, and there is even an antimatter formula hidden in the hot pot base! When the alien fleet attacked again, netizens around the world flooded the live broadcast room with: "That's it? My grandma can single-handedly kill your flagship with her square dance moves!"
From a barbecue stall to an interstellar parliament, from a foodie to a top figure in the universe, Taotie leads the most unreliable Earth Legion, uses live broadcast rewards to fight against the Star Destroyer Cannon, uses emojis to paralyze quantum computers, and uses the imagination of netizens to rewrite the laws of the universe. When the final BOSS revealed the truth about the "resource plundering game", the people on earth had conquered half of the galaxy with snail noodles - after all, at the end of the universe, there was nothing that a barbecue couldn't solve. If so, then start a live broadcast!
