Old Lord Taishang! As the Heavenly Court's property manager, you're a month behind on your one thousand merit points in property fees. When are you going to pay? If you keep falling behind, and a thief breaks into your Doushuai Palace, don't blame Heavenly Court Property Management!
Fairy Chang'e! You say there's a thief in Guanghan Palace? Do you have proof?
What do you mean someone stole your bellyband? Even if you're trying to dodge your property fees, that's no reason to make a joke like that!
