Let You Be Invincible and Fight the World, but You Lie Down and Want to Live Forever

[System flow + immortality writing + anti-routine + relaxed and funny + slow-burning] Ren Yu's life ideal is very simple: Ge You lies down, milk tea and mobile phone, and it is best to have a beautiful woman accompany him for the whole day. Unexpectedly, when he woke up, he took his Chinese pastoral dog "Huang Commander", who was more Teddy than Teddy, and fell headlong into the world of Qianyuan Cultivation of Immortals where the jungle is strong and the jungle is strong! There is only a humane dog at the beginning, plus a deceptive system that deducts his "interest" as soon as it is started! What's even more outrageous is that the correct way to open this system is - "touch"! Touch a special bloodline? Touch a special spirit? Give "original points" when you touch it? As a result, the painting style was completely distorted: While others are slaying monsters, Ren Yu chases them and asks for a "physical examination"; While others competed for the treasures of heaven and earth, Ren Yu stared at the scales on the boss's wrist with gleaming eyes; While others worked hard to achieve breakthroughs, Ren Yu complained about the "profiteers" of the system while figuring out which "wool" he could touch to get back his money quickly.