System + Daily Life + No Romance
When Lu Qingxian transmigrated into the cultivation world with the [Get Stronger by Slacking Off] System, he once imagined:
While others were reduced to ashes by heavenly tribulations, he would nap under a parasol tree and level up.
While the entire cultivation world fought tooth and nail over heavenly treasures, he would lounge among the clouds and unlock ancient secrets.
Then he took in three disciples who were practically cheat codes in human form...
Before dawn, the Sword Grave was already echoing with dragon roars.
When his eldest disciple struck his one hundred and eighth sword right on time at three in the morning, the Demon Venerable's head rolled at the mountain gate.
His second disciple spent years in seclusion with a furnace for refining artifacts. When he finally emerged, his hundred thousand self-destructing puppets had the Immortal Emperor writing a letter of surrender overnight.
His youngest disciple tended the spirit fields with meticulous care, and the radishes he grew could let mortals ascend to immortality in broad daylight.
“System! You said I could become a saint just by slacking off!”
Lu Qingxian looked at his own slowly advancing cultivation, then at the three saints behind him, and fell silent.
Also known as: My Disciples Keep Outworking Each Other, and Disciplined Disciples and Their Languid Master
It's okay for others to hit you, but it's not okay for you to hit others.
This protagonist feels like ** and Zz