After three all-nighters at an internet cafe, Lin You became the most absurd savior in the universe.
The [Lazy Lie-Win System] he bound to can turn chronic laziness into combat power:
Angel Yan's thunderous judgment? He sucks it up to use as a phone power bank!
Morgana's demonic curse? He turns it into spicy strips for an energy boost!
Huaye's black hole attack? He rolls it into takoyaki and stuffs it into a cup of instant noodles!
Then one day, the System suddenly pops up a notification:
[Detected emotional fluctuations between Kesha and Hexi]
[Choose: A. Go back 30,000 years and fall in love. B. Stay in the present-day love triangle. C. Lie flat and wait to die.]
Watching the pursuing angel army, the rampaging Sun Goddess, and Liang Bing's pajamas floating in a quantum state,
Lin You sprawls on his throne of sloth and sighs. “Only kids have to choose. I want it all. System, activate Ultimate Slacking Mode!”
The more this lazybones lies around, the stronger he gets:
· Bombarded by Reina = unlocks a sun-class nap shield
· Teleported by Qiangwei = masters the wormhole lazy roll
· Hunted by Yan = triggers the Sacred Lazybones Combination Technique
The more history changes, the more it falls apart:
· Teaches Kesha from 30,000 years ago to block Huaye with a salted-fish shield = the Blade King becomes the godmother of the Lazybones Cult
· Helps Hexi calibrate the Celestial Base System = warships across the universe sing “The Most Dazzling Folk Style” before opening fire
· Leaves demonic genes for Liang Bing = the Demonic Wings grow salted-fish tails
And the love triangle just keeps getting bigger.
Liang Bing flaps her wings, now tattooed with salted fish, and snaps, “Bitch! He ate my instant noodles first!”
