Lin You stayed up all night at the Internet cafe for three days and became the most outrageous savior in the universe.
The [Salted Fish Lying to Win System] bound to him can actually turn late-stage lazy cancer into combat power——
Angel Yan's Thunder Judgment? Use it as a mobile phone power bank!
Morgana's demonic curse? Transform into spicy strips to replenish your energy!
Hua Ye's black hole attack? Knead it into small octopus balls and stuff them into the instant noodle bucket!
Until one day, the system suddenly pops up:
[Detected Kesha & Hexi's emotional fluctuations]
[Please choose: A. Go back 30,000 years ago and fall in love B. Stay in the modern Shura field C. Lie down and die]
Looking at the chasing angel army, the rampaging sun goddess, and the cool ice pajamas floating in the quantum state,
Lin You slumped on the salted fish throne and sighed: "Children make choices, I want them all - the system activates the ultimate destruction mode!"
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This salted fish gets stronger the longer it lies down:
· Being bombarded by Reina = Unlocks Sun Level Nap Shield
· Being teleported by Rose = understanding the wormhole and rolling over
· Being chased by Yan = triggering the sacred salted fish fusion skill
This history is getting worse and worse:
· Taught Kesha from 30,000 years ago to use salted fish shield to block Hua Ye = Sky Blade King became salted fish godmother
· Helping Hexi debug the space-based system = all the warships in the universe will sing "The Most Dazzling National Style" before firing
· The devil gene left to Liang Bing = makes the devil's wings grow salty fish tails
This Shura field is getting bigger and bigger
Liang Bing flapped his salted fish tattooed wings: "Bichi! He ate my mother's instant noodles first!
