Cultivating Immortality as a Trader Between Two Worlds

Ji Chen worked himself to death from overtime, only to get hit on the head by a book called A Guide to Cultivation and activate a downright infuriating interworld travel System.

“Host, trade this pack of spicy strips for an immortal artifact,” the System said, munching on sunflower seeds like a hamster.

In the cultivation world, he became the nominal disciple of a beautiful, aloof immortal maiden.

At their first meeting, he drooled uncontrollably at his master Liu Qingyan’s peerless beauty.

“Look again and I’ll dig out your eyes,” the immortal maiden said with a gentle smile, even as she held a sword to his neck.

In the modern city, he sold a spirit stone on a whim and became a billionaire.

“Mr. Ji, do you have any more of those gems that can cure cancer?” a top tycoon begged for an audience.

“Oh, I picked them up in a cultivation-world toilet.”

As Ji Chen traveled between the two worlds, he quickly discovered:

Trash from the cultivation world was treasure in the modern world!

And junk from Earth was all divine artifact over there!

So...

He took down a Nascent Soul monster with pepper spray!

He passed off a high-voltage stun baton as heavenly lightning!

A PowerPoint presentation stunned the entire cultivation world!

With his reborn immortal master in his left arm and the neighbor girl, who had awakened a sacred constitution, holding his right hand, the System suddenly warned:

“Warning! The Host’s smuggling activities have triggered a crisis between the two worlds...”

As Ji Chen watched the army of cultivators and special forces closing in behind him, he silently pulled out a counterfeit magic artifact he’d bought wholesale from Pinduoduo.

“Esteemed big shots, buy one, get one free. How about we talk?”