From Sister Tou to General Zhenbei

The modern goddess of war wears the head of an ancient eldest sister. She makes gunpowder with her left hand and trains wolf cubs with her right hand, blowing up the barbarian royal court into a fireworks show! Text introduction: The moment the laboratory exploded, Lin Wanqiu was still yelling at the researcher. When she opened her eyes again, she became a 6-year-old girl in a deserted village in northern Xinjiang. She was surrounded by about 10 little kids behind her, and there was a big wild boar lying in the middle. While others were fighting through the house, she started in hell mode: ✔Use a tactical flashlight to blind the barbarian scouts, and the captured war horses were converted into "armored assault vehicles" overnight ✔Made elm gum + chili powder into ancient tear gas, and brought the street children to the bandits' lair ✔When the general of the dynasty said to her, "How can a woman be in charge of the army?", He slapped her in the face with "Thirty-six Strategies" and burned the barbarians' granary for 300 miles. Until that night—— The young general whose armor was stained with blood pressed against her throat: "A remnant of the Gu family's treason is worthy of protecting the common people?" She sneered and waved her knife to cut through the rain of arrows in the sky, revealing the crescent moon birthmark on her shoulder: "The thirty thousand heroic souls that you buried in Yingchou Gorge eighteen years ago should rest in peace tonight." Later history books recorded: In the third year of Yonghe's reign, Lin Wanqiu, the general of Zhenbei, made a surprise attack on the royal court on a snowy night. His red-clad fierce horses crushed the centuries-old ambitions of the barbarians. The historian tremblingly added the secret: The female Yama who always used the heads of enemy generals as betrothal gifts single-handedly killed the Yulin Guards to protect a box of potato seeds on the day the new emperor seized the palace... Main theme: Relaxed and funny Reading tips: ⚡ Hard-core strong woman: No system/space/mind-reading skills, relying solely on military knowledge to navigate troubled times ⚡ High-energy reversal: Every victory has a shocking conspiracy, and the Hu military advisor actually speaks modern Chinese