Nine Apertures Devour the Heavens: I Turned the Immortal Realm’s Supreme Lords into Candied Hawthorn Skewers

The day heavenly lightning struck him, Xiao Jin gnawed on half of Horned Wood Dragon's skull. Born with a Chaos Dao Embryo and hunted by the Three Realms, he can swallow immortals and demons through the nine apertures in his spine, while his left eye, the Netherworld, can bury all creation. On the run, he picks up a drunken demon king who insists on calling him Dad, then stumbles upon a ghostly wedding in the underworld and ends up being forced into marriage by a thousand-year-old female ghost. The Immortal Realm says he slew a god and deserves death, but he uses tribulation lightning to cook hotpot and skewers the constellations on his spine like candied hawthorn.

"Lady Ghost Mother, how about gold-plated dentures for Lingxiaozi as the betrothal gift?"

"You stinking fox! Tuck your third tail away and wear it as a scarf!"

When the Chaos Blade severs the shackles of the Heavenly Dao, he grins with a candied hawthorn between his teeth. "Heaven's rules are for dipping sauce. They don't care if you choke, and they won't bury you."